Least Intimidating Celebrity Mugshots

Not everyone who goes to jail is a hardened convict, especially when they’re celebrities…and especially when they’re these celebrities in particular. It’s safe to say these stars didn’t exactly instill fear in their cellmates when they were booked.

Tim Allen (1978)

 

1TimAllen1.jpgDate: October 2, 1978
Arrested for: Attempting to sell cocaine
Looks More Guilty of: Starring in a ’70s porno movie

 

David Cassidy (2010)

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Date: November 3, 2010
Arrested for: Drunk driving
Looks More Guilty of: Selling his lips on the black market

 

David Crosby (1982)

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Date: April 13, 1982
Arrested for: Drug and gun possession
Looks More Guilty of: Stalking Gallagher

 

Macaulay Culkin (2004)

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Date: September 17, 2004
Arrested for: Drug possession (marijuana, Xanax and sleeping pills)
Looks More Guilty of: Crimes against facial hair

 

Joyce DeWitt (2009)

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Date: July 4, 2009
Arrested for: Drunk driving
Looks More Guilty of: Hoarding cats

 

Andy Dick (2010)

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Date: January 23, 2010
Arrested for: Groping two men’s crotches
Looks More Guilty of: Groping three men’s crotches

 

John Edwards (2011)

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Date: June 3, 2011
Arrested for: Violations of federal campaign laws
Looks More Guilty of: Ken doll cosplay

 

David Faustino (2007)

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Date: May 14, 2007
Arrested for: Marijuana possession, disorderly conduct
Looks More Guilty of: Hijacking an Ed Hardy delivery truck

 

Jane Fonda (1970)

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Date: November 3, 1970
Arrested for: Assaulting a police officer
Looks More Guilty of: Misappropriated fisting

 

Bill Gates (1977)

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Date: December 13, 1977
Arrested for: Unspecified
Looks More Guilty of: Impersonating Andy Dick

 

Hugh Grant (1995)

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Date: June 27, 1995
Arrested for: Lewd conduct
Looks More Guilty of: Terminal awkwardness

 

Paris Hilton (2006)

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Date: September 7, 2006
Arrested for: Drunk driving
Looks More Guilty of: Felony smugness, with a facial disproportion misdemeanor

 

Joshua Jackson (2002)

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Date: November 9, 2002
Arrested for: Assault, public intoxication
Looks More Guilty of: Egregious use of the word “dude”

 

Michael Jackson (2003)

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Date: November 20, 2003
Arrested for: Child molestation
Looks More Guilty of: Third-degree mimery

 

Larry King (1971)

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Date: December 20, 1971
Arrested for: Grand larceny
Looks More Guilty of: Aggravated accounting

 

Shia Labeouf (2007)

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Date: November 4, 2007
Arrested for: Trespassing
Looks More Guilty of: Not bathing for a week

 

Heather Locklear (2008)

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Date: September 27, 2008
Arrested for: Driving under the influence of prescription drugs
Looks More Guilty of: Looking into your soul

 

Bruno Mars (2010)

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Date: September 19, 2010
Arrested for: Cocaine possession
Looks More Guilty of: Shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch

 

Haley Joel Osment (2006)

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Date: August 18, 2006
Arrested for: Drunk driving, marijuana possession
Looks More Guilty of: Aging creepily

 

Dawn Wells (2007)

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Date: October 18, 2007
Arrested for: Reckless driving
Looks More Guilty of: Mismanaging PTA funds

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