Not everyone who goes to jail is a hardened convict, especially when they’re celebrities…and especially when they’re these celebrities in particular. It’s safe to say these stars didn’t exactly instill fear in their cellmates when they were booked.
Tim Allen (1978)
Date: October 2, 1978
Arrested for: Attempting to sell cocaine
Looks More Guilty of: Starring in a ’70s porno movie
David Cassidy (2010)
Date: November 3, 2010
Arrested for: Drunk driving
Looks More Guilty of: Selling his lips on the black market
David Crosby (1982)
Date: April 13, 1982
Arrested for: Drug and gun possession
Looks More Guilty of: Stalking Gallagher
Macaulay Culkin (2004)
Date: September 17, 2004
Arrested for: Drug possession (marijuana, Xanax and sleeping pills)
Looks More Guilty of: Crimes against facial hair
Joyce DeWitt (2009)
Date: July 4, 2009
Arrested for: Drunk driving
Looks More Guilty of: Hoarding cats
Andy Dick (2010)
Date: January 23, 2010
Arrested for: Groping two men’s crotches
Looks More Guilty of: Groping three men’s crotches
John Edwards (2011)
Date: June 3, 2011
Arrested for: Violations of federal campaign laws
Looks More Guilty of: Ken doll cosplay
David Faustino (2007)
Date: May 14, 2007
Arrested for: Marijuana possession, disorderly conduct
Looks More Guilty of: Hijacking an Ed Hardy delivery truck
Jane Fonda (1970)
Date: November 3, 1970
Arrested for: Assaulting a police officer
Looks More Guilty of: Misappropriated fisting
Bill Gates (1977)
Date: December 13, 1977
Arrested for: Unspecified
Looks More Guilty of: Impersonating Andy Dick
Hugh Grant (1995)
Date: June 27, 1995
Arrested for: Lewd conduct
Looks More Guilty of: Terminal awkwardness
Paris Hilton (2006)
Date: September 7, 2006
Arrested for: Drunk driving
Looks More Guilty of: Felony smugness, with a facial disproportion misdemeanor
Joshua Jackson (2002)
Date: November 9, 2002
Arrested for: Assault, public intoxication
Looks More Guilty of: Egregious use of the word “dude”
Michael Jackson (2003)
Date: November 20, 2003
Arrested for: Child molestation
Looks More Guilty of: Third-degree mimery
Larry King (1971)
Date: December 20, 1971
Arrested for: Grand larceny
Looks More Guilty of: Aggravated accounting
Shia Labeouf (2007)
Date: November 4, 2007
Arrested for: Trespassing
Looks More Guilty of: Not bathing for a week
Heather Locklear (2008)
Date: September 27, 2008
Arrested for: Driving under the influence of prescription drugs
Looks More Guilty of: Looking into your soul
Bruno Mars (2010)
Date: September 19, 2010
Arrested for: Cocaine possession
Looks More Guilty of: Shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch
Haley Joel Osment (2006)
Date: August 18, 2006
Arrested for: Drunk driving, marijuana possession
Looks More Guilty of: Aging creepily
Dawn Wells (2007)
Date: October 18, 2007
Arrested for: Reckless driving
Looks More Guilty of: Mismanaging PTA funds