A Zimbabwe man caught having sex with a donkey has a unique if completely believable and valid defense. You see your honor, the donkey wasn’t always a donkey. It used to be a prostitute. A real human prostitute who just happened to *transform* into a donkey in the moonlight. Makes sense.
Sunday Moyo, 28, was found having sex with a donkey that was tied to a tree late one night around 4 a.m. When arraigned, Moyo told the court, “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”
But it’s okay folks, because it’s not just lust. It’s love. “I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey,” The Herald newspaper reported.
Granted, most of the women I have sex with turn into disgusting animals after I’m finished but I don’t think that has much to do with magic or shape-shifting.