Posted by Mark Oct 15th 2009, 12:43
Homer Simpson might very well be the biggest criminal in television history. In his 20-plus years on the TV show The Simpsons, the well-meaning but dim-witted father of three has committed a wide range of crimes and infractions, from ticket-worthy offenses to felonies. He's spent little time in jail for his actions, but if he were to be found guilty of all the counts detailed below, he could find himself sentenced to life in jail plus 350 years and fined somewhere in the range of $120 million. (Granted, not knowing what state he lives in prohibits specific figures.) Here's a run-down of Homer's crimes, along with some prime examples.
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Posted by Mark Jul 16th 2009, 09:43
Courtroom dramas are a staple of Hollywood moviemaking, but not surprisingly, the true stories behind the films are usually not as glamorous as their big-screen adaptations. Here are some famous examples.
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Posted by Mark May 19th 2009, 09:44
If you hang around courts long enough, regardless of which side of the law you're on (ahem), you're bound to see some crazy things. Usually, the craziness comes from the litigants in the court cases, but sometimes judges lend their own sense of loopiness to the proceedings when they hand down their sentences. Here are 14 such instances of unusual sentencing, be they "creative" or "crackpot."
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Posted by D Feb 3rd 2009, 18:46
During the 20th century, a so-called "trial of the century" occurred every few years, fueled by media sensationalism and a public thirst for juicy gossip, celebrity lifestyles or good old-fashioned revenge. Here are 20 trials that have, at one time or another, been deemed the indisputable "trial of the (20th) century." Read More...
Posted by D Dec 17th 2008, 13:36
These actual courtroom testimonies were recorded by court reporters who probably had to work while trying keep a straight face.
Rules are Rules
Judge: You may call your next witness.
Defense Attorney: Your Honor, at this time I would like to swat [opposing counsel] on the head with his client's deposition.
Judge: You mean read it?
Defense Attorney: No, Sir. I mean to swat him on the head with it. Pursuant to Rule 32, I may use the deposition "for any purpose" and that's the purpose I want to use it for.
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